The incumbent Philippine President for sure does not see himself going to paradise in heaven and along with him is..... Senator Leila De Lima.
The President has accused his nemesis in the Senate of accepting campaign money from jailed drug lords, and would be the queen that Satan is waiting for.
|The President resigned to the fact he is going straight to hell, as he does not see himself going to heaven (Boy banat)|
“Sigurado ako wala naman akong ambisyon. Impiyerno talaga ako. Pero maghintay ako sa kanya pagdating niya. Sabihin ko talaga. Señor Satanas. Dumating na ang reynang hinihintay mo. Eh totoo man. (I don’t have ambition. I will really go to hell. But I will wait for her there. I will say ‘Sir Satan, the queen you are waiting for has arrived.’ That’s true),” the president told members of the Filipino community Wednesday night.
“Will we invent something like that? I will never, never, never do that especially to a woman. I won’t allow it to happen… No, do not do it. Invent a case like that? And then there is no bail? Have someone imprisoned? Now she is alone,” he added, drawing laughs from the audience.
The president then joked about unseating Satan in hell and having different queens in hell.
“Huwag kayo matakot kay Satanas. P****** i**, pag inabot kayo sa impyerno, alam mong gawin ko? P****** i** ka, bumaba ka diyan sa trono, putulin ko yang ikog mo, yung buntot mo. Gawin ko yang balbakwa, l**** ka, umalis ka diyan. (Do not be afraid of Satan. Son of a b****. If I see him in hell, you know what I will do, son of a b****, leave your throne, I’ll cut your tail and turn it into a tail stew),” he said.
|"Frailty of a woman" was Sen. De Limas' defense when she had illicit affairs with her bodyguard (photo credit to the owner)|
“Kaya sabi ko yung mga guwardiya na pulis. Pssst. Huwag kayong lumpait diyan ha. Huwag kayong magpakita diyan sa selda na pagala. Palayo kayo. Doon kayo sa ibang preso. Ma-issue pa tayo niyan. Hindi eh yung gwardiya pati yung driver lahat naratsada (I told the prison guards: ‘Do not go near her. Go to other prison cells. We might create an issue.’ She had an affair with the guard and the driver),” Duterte said.
“Mabuti na lang hindi siya nagpasyal-pasyal ng Davao kasi kung. Kung gabi na at wala na akong mahanap na iba. Sorry na lang (Good thing she did not go to Davao. If it’s already night and I can’t find any other person, sorry).”
Duterte said De Lima’s stint as justice secretary was a “tragedy” because she was involved in drug trafficking at the New Bilibid Prisons.
“Kaya sige sulat. Sige mura sa akin. Ayaw pang admitahin. Nag-free advertisement na nga siya sarili niya. Sabi niya hindi iyan ako (She keeps on writing and cursing me. She refused to admit it. She advertised herself for free. She insisted she was not guilty),” he said.
“Alam mo hinahanap ko talaga? Wala akong nakita sa Pilipinas. Hinahanap ko yung babaeng napakakapal ang mukha. Siya lang. Alam mo lapitan mo iyan laslasan mo ng blade hindi tatalab. Buhusan mo asido yung mukha ganunan niya iyan. Balewala eh. (I have been searching the Philippines for a thick-faced woman and I could not find anyone like her. Try to slash her face with a blade or throw acid at her face and they won’t work).”